Can we talk about how my niece picked out the coolest effing mug ever for me?
She may only be 6, but she’s the best gift-giver fo’sho.
I need one of these. Somewhat desperately.
NOPE. YOU DONT WANT TO SEE.
I do, however, have an excellent view of Holly’s forearm.
askhollyfox asked: THE MIGHTY LOKI HAS HACKED THIS ACCOUNT. WHERE IS MY LATTE?
Oh god. Literally. Loki, hon—uh, sir, please be kind enough to remember that we can’t all teleport and thus it’ll take me a few minutes to actually bring your order to you. You know, walking. And please give Holly her account back
or else you’re getting nothing but decaf from now on.
askhollyfox asked: WHERE THE FRIG IS THE IRISH CREAM? DID STEVE DRINK IT ALL AGAIN? *bleeping bleepity bleep*
While Captain Cafe Americana didn’t exactly help this situation (you want some coffee with that cream, Cap?), it was largely due to an unfortunate incident involving Thor, his hammer, and gravity.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
The dispenser pump of hazelnut creamer. You should hear the bitching I get from Thor if I’m out. You dunno bitching until you’ve heard caffeine-deprived Asgardian bitching.